Rigfagbug is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic aardvark.

Rigfagbug created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Rigfagbug, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rigfagbug, she will be mildly annoyed.

Rigfagbug's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Rigfagbug's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.