Joprillbap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome gnu.

Joprillbap created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Joprillbap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Joprillbap, he will laugh at you.

Joprillbap's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Joprillbap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Joprillbap on top of all buildings.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.