Tonkabtargrutt Lopkanmin is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, awesome yak.

Tonkabtargrutt Lopkanmin created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkabtargrutt Lopkanmin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tonkabtargrutt Lopkanmin, she will strike you with lightening.

Tonkabtargrutt Lopkanmin's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Tonkabtargrutt Lopkanmin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Never feed lentils to frogs while wearing boots.

5. Never wear ear rings.