Flabcamwit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient bird.

Flabcamwit created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabcamwit, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flabcamwit, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Flabcamwit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flabcamwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Do not kill horses.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must pray to Flabcamwit six times a day.