Arnfomzendum is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, selfish owl.

Arnfomzendum created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Arnfomzendum, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Arnfomzendum, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Arnfomzendum's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Arnfomzendum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always look after injured mites.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Arnfomzendum loves great tits, so they must be respected.