Witmanpongep is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, witty shrew.

Witmanpongep created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Witmanpongep, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Witmanpongep, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Witmanpongep's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Witmanpongep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Witmanpongep.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.