Sidtonkgod is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful yak.

Sidtonkgod created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Sidtonkgod, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sidtonkgod, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sidtonkgod's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Sidtonkgod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Moths are not to be trusted.

3. Always look after injured birds.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. You must pray to Sidtonkgod four times a day.