Gutpidnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omnipotent unicorn.

Gutpidnutt created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gutpidnutt, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gutpidnutt, it will have a low opinion of you.

Gutpidnutt's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Gutpidnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

5. Do not kill manatees.