Rigspagnill is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, kind toad.

Rigspagnill created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigspagnill, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rigspagnill, it will torture you forever.

Rigspagnill's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Rigspagnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not shave your face.