Nulbissrap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful dragon.

Nulbissrap created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Nulbissrap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nulbissrap, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nulbissrap's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Nulbissrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never bounce in the presence of porpoises.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near voles while wearing mauve shoes and balancing seven iron spheres on your face.