Xencetsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident owl.

Xencetsaw created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xencetsaw, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xencetsaw, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Xencetsaw's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Xencetsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never paint your back violet.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Never look in ponds.