Cannuttcin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless whale.

Cannuttcin created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cannuttcin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cannuttcin, it will remove you from existence.

Cannuttcin's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Cannuttcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Always help tortoises.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.