Jaddussnart is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, benevolent duck.

Jaddussnart created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jaddussnart, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jaddussnart, he will not invite you to parties.

Jaddussnart's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Jaddussnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Hide if six eagles approach from the west.

5. Jaddussnart loves cats, so they must be honoured.