Megtignilldav is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying centipede.

Megtignilldav created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megtignilldav, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Megtignilldav, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Megtignilldav's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Megtignilldav's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown tights.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.