Weetamnull is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy crow.

Weetamnull created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weetamnull, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Weetamnull, he will manifest in front of you.

Weetamnull's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Weetamnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near capybaras while wearing yellow dresses.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.