Mathaplipnurtsidkemtad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane dragon.

Mathaplipnurtsidkemtad created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Mathaplipnurtsidkemtad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mathaplipnurtsidkemtad, he will be very unhappy.

Mathaplipnurtsidkemtad's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Mathaplipnurtsidkemtad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Fast once a month.