Tomkabtif Mabsadfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, deceitful wasp.

Tomkabtif Mabsadfeb created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomkabtif Mabsadfeb, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tomkabtif Mabsadfeb, it will strike you with lightening.

Tomkabtif Mabsadfeb's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tomkabtif Mabsadfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Tomkabtif Mabsadfeb loves goats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about capybaras.

5. Never mention dogs.