Cimlarnfit is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow warg.

Cimlarnfit created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimlarnfit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cimlarnfit, she will try to impress you with trees.

Cimlarnfit's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cimlarnfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Feed all hungry pigs.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near foxes while wearing black shorts and balancing six nickel spheres on your face.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cimlarnfit.