Gessbogbep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unjust dragonfly.

Gessbogbep created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gessbogbep, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gessbogbep, it will try to impress you with trees.

Gessbogbep's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gessbogbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never feed grapes to ants while wearing indigo shirts.

5. Do not stand on grass.