Armwikhapcap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, smart crab.

Armwikhapcap created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Armwikhapcap, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Armwikhapcap, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Armwikhapcap's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Armwikhapcap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five lead sculptures of Armwikhapcap on top of important buildings.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.