Kemflamstig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witty ant.

Kemflamstig created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kemflamstig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kemflamstig, he will send you a sign.

Kemflamstig's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Kemflamstig's Holy Commandments

1. Kemflamstig loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not kill goats.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.