Dindapbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered mongoose.

Dindapbarn created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dindapbarn, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dindapbarn, it will come to you in dreams.

Dindapbarn's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dindapbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Do not kill shrews.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.