Gublennurt is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent wren.

Gublennurt created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gublennurt, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gublennurt, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gublennurt's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Gublennurt's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near foxes while wearing purple shirts.

4. Never paint your face pink.

5. Never pour water over plants.