Bimzotbast is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, boastful wyrm.

Bimzotbast created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimzotbast, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bimzotbast, he will turn you into a rat.

Bimzotbast's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bimzotbast's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Bimzotbast on top of all buildings.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.