Targkencit is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow mouse.

Targkencit created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Targkencit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Targkencit, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Targkencit's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Targkencit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Run away from purple tapirs, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.