Farvablan is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless wasp.

Farvablan created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farvablan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Farvablan, it will turn you into a mole.

Farvablan's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Farvablan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven horses approach from the north.

2. Worship no other gods but Farvablan.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farvablan.