Godvedcad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, idiotic lizard.

Godvedcad created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godvedcad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Godvedcad, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Godvedcad's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Godvedcad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never wear gray trousers.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Always look after injured whales.