Hasquartsand is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, charitable bat.

Hasquartsand created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasquartsand, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hasquartsand, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hasquartsand's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Hasquartsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hasquartsand.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not shave your neck.