Yogdogjathen is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, smart squid.

Yogdogjathen created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogdogjathen, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yogdogjathen, it will turn you into a hamster.

Yogdogjathen's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Yogdogjathen's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Worship no other gods but Yogdogjathen.

3. You must pray to Yogdogjathen seven times a day.

4. Hide if five geese approach from the south.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.