Montarpvogflam Tendanpangtipgonvidyat Cidcetstragflowhub
is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, generous
tortoise
.
Montarpvogflam Tendanpangtipgonvidyat Cidcetstragflowhub
created dark energy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Montarpvogflam Tendanpangtipgonvidyat Cidcetstragflowhub
, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Montarpvogflam Tendanpangtipgonvidyat Cidcetstragflowhub
, she will manifest in front of you.
Montarpvogflam Tendanpangtipgonvidyat Cidcetstragflowhub's
most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Montarpvogflam Tendanpangtipgonvidyat Cidcetstragflowhub's Holy Commandments
1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.
2. Never mention seals.
3. Always look after injured geese.
4. Run away from indigo ants, for they are unholy.
5. Montarpvogflam Tendanpangtipgonvidyat Cidcetstragflowhub must be the most important thing in your life.
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