Tun is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, prudent meerkat.

Tun created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Tun, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tun, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tun's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Tun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tun.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.