Nurlgarkop is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy fox.

Nurlgarkop created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlgarkop, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nurlgarkop, she will turn you into a snail.

Nurlgarkop's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Nurlgarkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Nurlgarkop loves moths, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.