Buswitaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, passionate bee.

Buswitaf created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buswitaf, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Buswitaf, he will turn you into a snail.

Buswitaf's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Buswitaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Never feed lots of coconuts to ants while wearing purple shoes.

4. Always help monkeys.

5. Erect five iron sculptures of Buswitaf on top of important buildings.