Misdossbod is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, witty cat.

Misdossbod created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misdossbod, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Misdossbod, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Misdossbod's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Misdossbod's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. You must never eat apples.