Nutdabhun is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, idiotic alligator.

Nutdabhun created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nutdabhun, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nutdabhun, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Nutdabhun's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Nutdabhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nutdabhun's name in vain.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nutdabhun.

5. Do not eat coconuts.