Hitkikmumdib is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, egotistical meerkat.

Hitkikmumdib created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitkikmumdib, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hitkikmumdib, he will boil you in a big pot.

Hitkikmumdib's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Hitkikmumdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not take Hitkikmumdib's name in vain.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.