Midarnvonhomyarlbumarmbig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, kind crow.

Midarnvonhomyarlbumarmbig created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midarnvonhomyarlbumarmbig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Midarnvonhomyarlbumarmbig, she will throw large rocks at you.

Midarnvonhomyarlbumarmbig's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Midarnvonhomyarlbumarmbig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Midarnvonhomyarlbumarmbig on top of all buildings.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Always stare at clouds.