Vonflambod is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, tranquil bird.

Vonflambod created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonflambod, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Vonflambod, he will make you grow a tail.

Vonflambod's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Vonflambod's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vonflambod.