Baftonwig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, humorless wyrm.

Baftonwig created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baftonwig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Baftonwig, she will not care at all.

Baftonwig's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Baftonwig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not eat wheat.