Nillrawhig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, impressive dog.

Nillrawhig created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillrawhig, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nillrawhig, it will ignore you.

Nillrawhig's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Nillrawhig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nillrawhig.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Retreat if eight dolphins approach from the west.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always take life seriously.