Flamdimdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate warg.

Flamdimdoss created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamdimdoss, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flamdimdoss, he will strike you with lightening.

Flamdimdoss' most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Flamdimdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.