Targbanbom is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, omniscient sheep.

Targbanbom created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targbanbom, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Targbanbom, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Targbanbom's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Targbanbom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Targbanbom in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near seals while wearing white kilts and balancing six copper spheres on your feet.

5. Do not hop in public.