Dibbarnpark Fomkabdam is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, impressive dog.

Dibbarnpark Fomkabdam created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Dibbarnpark Fomkabdam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dibbarnpark Fomkabdam, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dibbarnpark Fomkabdam's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Dibbarnpark Fomkabdam's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dibbarnpark Fomkabdam.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink alcohol.