Larnbassdutpod is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, uncaring yak.

Larnbassdutpod created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Larnbassdutpod, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Larnbassdutpod, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Larnbassdutpod's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Larnbassdutpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not take Larnbassdutpod's name in vain.