Zigquillpak is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain swallow.

Zigquillpak created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigquillpak, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zigquillpak, he will jump up and down on your head.

Zigquillpak's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Zigquillpak's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zigquillpak.

2. Never eat nuts.

3. Worship no other gods but Zigquillpak.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never look in ponds.