Ranbafwon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, charitable tapir.

Ranbafwon created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranbafwon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ranbafwon, it will ignore you.

Ranbafwon's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Ranbafwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.