Fithabhog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, caring mole.

Fithabhog created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fithabhog, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fithabhog, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fithabhog's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Fithabhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange kilts.

2. Never talk about sheep.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

5. Do not leap in public.