Nar is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful newt.

Nar created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nar, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nar, it will make you grow a tail.

Nar's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Nar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured otters.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near nematodes while wearing blue jumpers.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Put Nar first in all things.