Ladyarlrot is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, strong wasp.

Ladyarlrot created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ladyarlrot, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ladyarlrot, he will destroy your home solar system.

Ladyarlrot's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Ladyarlrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

2. Always help sick hamsters.

3. Retreat if five squirrels approach from the north.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Do not cook food in pots.