Yattpognul is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, able hummingbird.

Yattpognul created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattpognul, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yattpognul, it will send minions to preach to you.

Yattpognul's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Yattpognul's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Retreat if nine snails approach from the south.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Always help mice.